CAST OF CHARACTERSLORNA: A possible lesbian.
SIERRA: A stranger.
ACT I
AT RISE: Loran walks up to bar and sits next to Sierra.
LORNAHi.
Sierra smiles politely.
LORNACan I buy you a drink?
SIERRA
(holding up drink) I already have one.
LORNAMan. I totally don't know how to do this.
SIERRADo...what?
LORNAI'm trying to hit on you.
SIERRAI'm not gay.
LORNAYou sure?
SIERRAYeah.
LORNANot even bi?
SIERRANope.
LORNA
(relaxing) Oh. Good. I totally didn't know what I was doing.
SIERRASo...you think you're gay?
LORNAI don't know. I wanted to try it out...
SIERRAAnd you decided to hit on me?
LORNAI was looking around. You're not with anyone. And you're cute.
SIERRAThanks. I guess.
LORNAAnd I thought, 'I could see myself going down on that girl.'
SIERRAOkay. Overshare.
LORNABut I totally could. You should take it as a compliment.
Sierra looks around, like looking for a way to leave.
LORNAI know that look. Please don't go. I just need to get up the nerve...
SIERRAThis isn't exactly the kind of place you pick up people.
LORNAWhy not?
SIERRAThe bar at an Applebee's?
LORNAI'm sure lesbians eat at Applebee's.
SIERRAYou didn't think about going to a gay bar?
LORNAI thought it'd be too much pressure. And too many people to choose with. Plus, I like it here. It's got a real homey feel.
SIERRAThat's because of all the families.
LORNAThey like gay people. Gay's in now, didn't you know that.
SIERRASure. Think I heard something on the news.
LORNAI just have to find someone that I think looks cute and that looks like they might want to fuck me.
SIERRAWhy didn't you bring a friend with you...you know, to help you...?
LORNAThey don't think I'm gay. They all think it's some flight of fancy. But I could be gay. They don't know.
SIERRAAre you sure. I mean...you really don't seem gay to me.
LORNAGay people come in all shapes and sizes. Just because sometime I like a little cock, doesn't mean I'm not gay.
SIERRAOkay. By definition, I think that means you're not gay.
LORNAYou too? Everyone's so caught up on the whole cock thing. Like that means anything.
SIERRAUm, it does. It's kinda the whole point.
LORNAI don't think so....hey...look...she's cute.
SIERRA
(sighing) Sure. She's cute.
LORNAI think I might even like to munch her box.
SIERRA
(hiding a smile behind her hand) Well...then...you go right ahead.
LORNAI think I will. Thanks for being so nice.
SIERRAYeah. Good luck.
LORNALater, cutie.
THE END