Grocery Affront

CHARACTERS
EMILY: big sister
SARAH: little sister

ACT I

AT RISE:  Emily and Sarah in a pushing a cart in a grocery store.

EMILY
Is it okay that I want to hit her?

SARAH
Long as you don't act on it.

EMILY
Slap her right across the face.

SARAH
There isn't anything to be done about it.

EMILY
What right does she have-

SARAH
None. So let's just forget-

EMILY
Forget! Neither of us forgets things like that. It sticks with us. Like the cellulite on my fat ass, it isn't going anywhere.

SARAH
You're embarrassing me.

EMILY
If you can get over that, then surely-

SARAH
C'mon. Let's just go.

EMILY
We just spent the last hour shopping.

SARAH
I know.

EMILY
You just want to leave all this food in our cart...?

SARAH
No.

EMILY
I just think you should stand up for yourself.

SARAH
I admit it. She was a bitch. Now...can we move on?

EMILY
No. I am not white trash-

SARAH
Okay-

EMILY
And I am not a hog.

SARAH
She's gone. She left the moment she realized we'd heard-

EMILY
Because she's ashamed of being such a fucking bigot-

SARAH
People are starting to stare-

EMILY
They're not any better than we are-

SARAH
At least they're not making a scene.

EMILY
I'm just tired of it. I'm tired of putting up with this bullshit.

SARAH
And I want to go. Can we please leave-

EMILY
(loudly)
I'm fat. That's right. I'm huge. I have breasts and a stomach and an ass-

SARAH
Oh god.

EMILY
And I'm not ashamed. Not of my cankles. Not of my meaty thighs, or my wide hips, or my dimpled ass, or my round stomach, or even the floppy skin under my arms. That's right. You heard me.

SARAH
They all heard. And now they're all staring.

EMILY
(a little weaker)
I'm not ashamed.

SARAH
Yeah, we'll you're the only one.

EMILY
So...I went a little far.

SARAH
That's the nice way of putting it.

EMILY
I didn't mean to make a scene-

SARAH
Well, you did. Can we leave now?

EMILY
But I'm right-

SARAH
What she called us was totally wrong.

EMILY
You admit it-

SARAH
But you're totally embarrassing me.

EMILY
I was trying to make a point.

SARAH
Point made.

EMILY
Maybe I took it a little far.

SARAH
You think?

EMILY
Yeah. Okay. I'm feeling the stares.

SARAH
You're just starting to feel them?

EMILY
We can leave now.

SARAH
If I wasn't so completely-

EMILY
Leaving. Now.

SARAH
'k.

(THE END)